"Fit" for Heaven?

It was a very academic discussion about marriage, happiness and its correlation (or not) to being a fitness freak. "The motivation to sweat and burn those glutes and Iso Laterals is merely becausethe single woman wants to 'get some' ", remarked one of my woman friends. Of course "getting some" is preceded by the ritual of roses and orchids handed out, lavender candles burning, Dom Perignons flowing, caviars rolling. And before you know, by some strange supersonic force, you land on a pedestal where you exchange vows and utter the words "I do".

After that remarkable progression of events, the Isos and glutes finally get to rest for rest of its life.

"Got some", "Will keep getting some", "No more worry where I need to look for some".

The single woman finds marital bliss - a bliss that will not strain a muscle or a bone, a bliss that will beget, a bliss that won't mind her man's surf board abs turning into a wavy, ridged, sea of belly.

A marriage that's made in heaven? hmm...Wonder if heaven has free weights!