Food for Orgasm

It was a rhetorical converzation that suddenly switched from Bergman's existentialism in '7th seal' to the dynamics of an orgasm. Go figure how that segue happened. Here's a supposition, that I threw out, in indulging the inertia of my intuition.

So!! Do this for me. Close your eyes and try to remember if you went "ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" or "ummmmm" when you tried reaching your last orgasm. Apologies, if I am not able to re-enact the moans precisely with the right modulation. For some of you, the Hs and the Ms aren't probably long enough.

Also, the demographics for this supposition is confined to those that are reasonably vocal when reaching an orgasm and excludes those that are capable of reaching one when blowing and gagging.

So without beating around the bush (No pun there) here is my theory.
The ones that go "ahhhhhhhh" are the ones releasing energy, letting air out, feeling much more relaxed doing the act. Extrovert may be. Their expression of love and passion perhaps is audibly pronounced.

The ones that go "ummmmmm" are breathing in more, introspecting about their moment of pleasure, apprehensive about what lays ahead (relationship or marriage). Not exactly introvert, but are not too passionate about the act. Not much of a "giver".

Ofcourse the premise here is that there are times when you go "ummmmmm" and times when you go "ahhhhhh". You aren't exclusively subscribed to one school of sound expression.

Is an "Ummmer" faking an orgasm? Is an "Ummmer" a bummer in a relationship? Yup, thats intended to sound like Carrie Bradshaw's diaries. Candace Bushnell would so dig for that line.

But seriously, give it some thought. What was your mental state when you last tried reaching an orgasm.

I dont have bibliographical references or links to well researched studies in this area. So, I invite all linguists, speech therapists, psychoanalysts, orgasm aficionados to dispute my claim.