Tanmaya Vichara Marga

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Food For Orgasm - Part II

She sent me an SOS about how to fend off a man wanting her to massage his pent up mojo.... online. As much she did not fancy him as a "package", she did confess that she sympathized with his repressed sexuality and that she wanted to give him a "helping hand", more as a shrink than as an orgasm dubbing artiste. It was an ardent plea, she said about the one he made (he must be moonlighting as a Religion TV evangelist, I thought). Apparently they did meet once before that online solicitation. So I guess there was enough to feed his imagination.

The Phd in social behavior and the Pavlovian curiosity that she has, justified the question she asked me - "Do men think of sex (or jerking off in this case) as routinely as food?". Sounded like a familiar gender analysis circumventing popular theories of men being from mars and yada yada...but it sure did spark off this interesting supposition I want to make (or mere endorsement of what's already proven).

The neanderthal man's (Man, literally) predatory skills were largely driven by "hunger". So, there was this circadian rhythm of sorts that provoked him to hunt and feed his hunger. That circadian rhythm's nueral stimulus and response system, I think, is the same one that controls man's sexual drive. In other words, the brain receives orders from a common source to trigger off hormones that would satiate predatory and mating instincts.

I am sure this is less of a supposition and more of a "doh" analysis. But, what I am interested in, is an evidential study of sorts - man in solitary confinement with access to extensive pornographic material, but CANNOT jerk off. Instead everytime his mojo peaks, he has the incentive of requesting his favorite cuisine for not jerking off. Over a period time, I wonder if his mating skills become vestigial.

Pavlovian extrapolation or just plain wishful thinking
or
just another Seinfeldian argument?..remember that episode where George combines his passion for food and sex!!!

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Jerry: So, she didn't appreciate the erotic qualities of the salted cured meats?

George: She tolerated the strawberries and the chocolate sauce, but eh, it's not a meal, you know? Food and sex, those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them.

Jerry: Natural? Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.

George: Jerry, I'm not suggesting getting rid of the girl. She's integral.

Jerry: Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's.
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