The Dark side of the Force
So ya'll know about this new finding - Use of Viagra leads to loss of vision
My satirical interpretation for a new world order for marital bliss:
"Honey, Turn off those lights. I prefer making love in the dark", she said.
"Oh dont worry baby, I know you haven't been working out. But you are in luck, I can't see a daaaamn thing. I have been taking those pills"
In my previous post, "Fit for Heaven", I pondered over why women are less inclined to care about how they look once they get hitched. I am assuming, most Viagra users are men who are married, who presumably, over a period of time, have lost "wood" staring at the same set of boobs. Your 'Type A' Male.
So Pfizer figured, what if their Erectile Dysfunction (ED) busters delivered a double whammy effect. Not only do you help the man find "wood", but you make him lose his vision, an overstated side effect for hallucinating. Hallucinations of making love to Jennifer Gartner's pair of boobs, Angelina Jolie's voluptuous ..hmm..uhh..well! her everything.
Infidelity!!! did I hear you say. Nah!!! In loss of vision lies a new found freshness.
Oh My God!!!! It's the pharmaceutical industry's conspiracy to save marriages. No more Pre-nup disputes. No more child support negotiations. Ok!! all you divorce attorneys, pack up your bags and join Dubya's Job Retraining Program.
My clinical interpretation:
Ironic aint it???? Your eye, the basic sensory perception for a visual stimulation.....that visual of a fine ass and a deep cleavage that sets of your harmones to go find "wood". That very eye, is the target of a ballistic attack by an external chemical stimulant thats meant to give you the same aroused effect.
Is Pfizer being the dark side for the FORCE? Is Pfizer defying the laws of nature to make the eye a vestigial organ akin the appendix?
And lastly, Scientology experts must be having their last laugh. Tom Cruise, our celebrity scientologist, at 43 sure must know something that Pfizer doesnt to keep his mojo flowing for a 27 year old Katie Holmes.
My satirical interpretation for a new world order for marital bliss:
"Honey, Turn off those lights. I prefer making love in the dark", she said.
"Oh dont worry baby, I know you haven't been working out. But you are in luck, I can't see a daaaamn thing. I have been taking those pills"
In my previous post, "Fit for Heaven", I pondered over why women are less inclined to care about how they look once they get hitched. I am assuming, most Viagra users are men who are married, who presumably, over a period of time, have lost "wood" staring at the same set of boobs. Your 'Type A' Male.
So Pfizer figured, what if their Erectile Dysfunction (ED) busters delivered a double whammy effect. Not only do you help the man find "wood", but you make him lose his vision, an overstated side effect for hallucinating. Hallucinations of making love to Jennifer Gartner's pair of boobs, Angelina Jolie's voluptuous ..hmm..uhh..well! her everything.
Infidelity!!! did I hear you say. Nah!!! In loss of vision lies a new found freshness.
Oh My God!!!! It's the pharmaceutical industry's conspiracy to save marriages. No more Pre-nup disputes. No more child support negotiations. Ok!! all you divorce attorneys, pack up your bags and join Dubya's Job Retraining Program.
My clinical interpretation:
Ironic aint it???? Your eye, the basic sensory perception for a visual stimulation.....that visual of a fine ass and a deep cleavage that sets of your harmones to go find "wood". That very eye, is the target of a ballistic attack by an external chemical stimulant thats meant to give you the same aroused effect.
Is Pfizer being the dark side for the FORCE? Is Pfizer defying the laws of nature to make the eye a vestigial organ akin the appendix?
And lastly, Scientology experts must be having their last laugh. Tom Cruise, our celebrity scientologist, at 43 sure must know something that Pfizer doesnt to keep his mojo flowing for a 27 year old Katie Holmes.
posted by Still in Trance @ 7:39 PM
2 Comments:
At 10:47 PM,
compos mentis said…
Hmm. Interesting clinical interpretation. Being the dark side would not be in Pfizer's best interests ofcourse, since loss of vision would be a non-trivial deterrent to Viagra sales. What is more interesting is the choice - are we willing to 'perform' at the expense of vision loss ?
As for Cruise, 43 is just a number. As Groucho Marx famously said : "You're only as old as the woman you feel."
At 9:09 AM,
Still in Trance said…
You saying Blind men dont shag??? Ask Stevie Wonder. He just had a kid.
...And feeling is all you plan to do..you can an octagenarian for all I care :)
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