The battery that rocks the cradle rules the world
So ladies!!! After that ugly break up, when your mid month urges hit the roof, when the dry spell starts resembling the cracks of a depleted river bed, how many of you have 'Pressed In' the services of Jack Rabbit?
No !!!!!! Thats not the name of that rugged looking rodeo, sporting ropes on his shoulder or that sweaty underwear model for Calvin Klein. I obviously meant that batteryware from neon lit stores and gawdy mail order catalogs (that link above is to amazon.com suprisingly !) .
But, I am sure in your minds, all of em (rodeos, underwear models and Jack) have co-existed.
So, its the age of post 'Sex and the City'- a flamboyant celebration of the 30 something single woman who embraced self-indulgence as a quality alternative in the absence of everything organic. Its the age of waking up one morning and taking that trip to that egg depository to freeze one of yours for future use. Its the age of, being comfortable being "single" but not mojo-less or comfortably celibate.
"Comfortably single" is so popular a notion that it has the potential to be 'unionized'. That union going on a strike would mean slump in sales for the latex industry and lithium batteries, the energizer bunnies even ...or the Rabbits in this case.
Is the powerful alternative to everything organic eroding the romance of a relationship..remember the ones that come packaged with good ol undying love and affection?
OR
Like in the 'Produce Section' of your grocery store can "everything organic" make a comeback?
No !!!!!! Thats not the name of that rugged looking rodeo, sporting ropes on his shoulder or that sweaty underwear model for Calvin Klein. I obviously meant that batteryware from neon lit stores and gawdy mail order catalogs (that link above is to amazon.com suprisingly !) .
But, I am sure in your minds, all of em (rodeos, underwear models and Jack) have co-existed.
So, its the age of post 'Sex and the City'- a flamboyant celebration of the 30 something single woman who embraced self-indulgence as a quality alternative in the absence of everything organic. Its the age of waking up one morning and taking that trip to that egg depository to freeze one of yours for future use. Its the age of, being comfortable being "single" but not mojo-less or comfortably celibate.
"Comfortably single" is so popular a notion that it has the potential to be 'unionized'. That union going on a strike would mean slump in sales for the latex industry and lithium batteries, the energizer bunnies even ...or the Rabbits in this case.
Is the powerful alternative to everything organic eroding the romance of a relationship..remember the ones that come packaged with good ol undying love and affection?
OR
Like in the 'Produce Section' of your grocery store can "everything organic" make a comeback?
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